Lokesh, the silent killer, is known for his wise and witty comments. I think his average number of statements in a day would range from 20-50, but the quality of his words are incredible.
We were superficially scrutinizing a resume and it contained, in addition to whole lot of information, the following 2 lines:
English skills: Spoken: 80% Writing: 90% Reading: 80%
The other lenguages I know are: German, Spanish
Lokesh immediately observed, "This bugger is proving that he always makes 10% errors in writing, look at the spelling of languages in second line".